#AwkwardMoment

from live Twitter posts
that makes you feel like
crawling into a hole

Mohammad Ali

@maglolz

4h5 hours ago

Told my wife I wanted to go take a romantic walk by the beach with her. Actually wanted to go see a dead whale I heard about on the news. She was not happy. #awkwardmoment #notfunny


Alan Carr

@AlanCarr

9h9 hours ago

Walking through Soho and a woman sitting outside at a cafe just put her hand out to see if it’s raining and cupped a mans balls. But looked unimpressed. #awkward


Robert Johnson

@bobby_squad13

13h2 hours ago

Just minding my own business, waking up from a nap. Went to go knock on my roommates door to see what he is up too. A girl opens the door and says "he is at the store". Meanwhile I'm just in my underwear. #awkwardmoment


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@slayer666

15h15 hours ago

The awkward momentwhen u miscalculate where ur pockets are twice in a row when u try to put ur hands in them and get embarrassed so u just say fuck it and pull ur whole dick out


Aoife Nolan

@flagsam

Feb 6

One time I asked my friends who the lost looking student was in the maths society room and was quickly informed he was one of the lecturers. #AwkwardMoment


biscuit brian

@BrianSeanster

Feb 6

That #awkwardmoment when you think you’re alone in the work bathroom so you start dancing in the mirror and it turns out you weren’t alone.


Jollene De Vera

@jaydi_vera

Feb 4

That #awkwardMoment when someone you know waves at you so you wave back then they go to you to start a convo but all you wanted to do was wave and jet.


Kristan Creasy

@KristanCreasy

Feb 2

Trying to have a conversation with my boss and he starts drinking his coffee from the side of his mouth with the rim of the paper cup folded to a point. It threw me off so much that I just stopped talking and walked away. #AwkwardMoment


Rob Reslli

@cam3raface

Feb 1

Had one headphone in and thought I heard the Walgreens cashier ask me to join their rewards program but she said “enjoy your night” but I looked her in the eyes and said “not today, thanks” and walked out. #awkwardmoment #thisismylife


Beatrice Venegas

@BeatriceVenega2

Jan 25

That awkward moment when you're playing Cards Against Humanity with your mom , and the card that has the word queef comes up and she ask you, "what the hell is a queef"? So you have to explain it to her and she says "oh I didn't know it had a name" #awkwardmoment


Nikolas Romero

@niko19romero

Jan 23

That awkward moment when you’re walking around naked at your own house and you forget there is a glass window at your front door and the ups delivery guy makes eye contact with you while putting down the package.


Gabriel Nkuna

@gabrielnkuna

Jan 17

That #AwkwardMoment when you are dreaming in your sleep and crack a joke and laugh yourself out of the sleep.


Alex Thornhill

@thornberryalex

Dec 29

Today's #AwkwardMoment Delivery man: enjoy your food Me: thanks you too Delivery man: thanks you too Delivery man: ...wait Me: have a nice day haha Delivery man: thanks you too. Oh u gotta sign this Me: ok thanks Me: Delivery man: thanks bye good day Me: thanks you too.


Francisco Verdinez

@ElDoucheFrankie

Dec 28

That awkward moment. Me: "Hey how have you been?" Them: "Divorced, hbu?" Me: " I gotta go..." Lol #awkwardmoment #bartalk


Chasing Holiness

@sitlausdeo

Dec 7

One of my female friends told me last night that I was husband material. I didnt know how to respond so I just said that I hope I’m saint material too. #AwkwardMoment


Cathreen Davies

@CathreenDavies

Dec 7

That awkward moment when you’re in the car with a friend Me: I could fall asleep anywhere anytime it’s getting really bad F: so you’re a necrophiliac then Me: err not quite, I think you mean I have narcolepsy #awkwardmoment #BestFriends #seethefunnyside


freelancer

@azadpanchi08

Dec 6

I get awkward when someone compliments me and i don't know what to say like.... Someone : you look pretty today Me : happy birthday #compliment #awkwardmoment


Celina

@CeliBunneh

Nov 29

last day of lecture, and my prof told me he was really impressed with my work and said I was really smart. I was like "oh...yeah." #awkwardmoment